its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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