That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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