We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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