try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
It's blow job season.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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