You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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