i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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