Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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