So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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