So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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