belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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