I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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