we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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