mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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