There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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