PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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