dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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