Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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