hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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