I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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