Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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