at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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