I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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