I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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