so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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