Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Vodka?
Forever.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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