why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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