I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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