scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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