I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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