does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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