I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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