The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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