there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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