She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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