Sry I called you an 8
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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