Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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