ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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