yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
