I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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