Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
This toilet bowl is my home.
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