It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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