he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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