Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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