my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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