Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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