she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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