PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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