he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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