So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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