elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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