well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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