Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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