I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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