Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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