How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
